7: Shake(up) and Bake

By: Railenthe

Rating: PG-13

Genre: Crack, Domestic!AU, Pastry Shop

Warnings for: Silliness, some language.

Summary: We finally got a possible chef: Legendary Blitzer Jecht, after Bartz’s impromptu damage control, has something tasty planned. Can the ‘Puf’s staff handle it, though?
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A/N: © Square Enix, except for the handful of redshirts.
Also of note, I’ll admit here and now that the dish presented in this piece is, in fact, a real thing.  If it weren’t so hard to come by the main ingredient around here, I’d make it more often.

4: Boom Goes The Pastry!

By: Railenthe

Rating: PG

Genre: Crack, Domestic!AU

Warnings for: Silliness, ( Read more... )

Characters © Square Enix, excepting a few redshirts. I don’t make a dime off of this.

3: Too Few Cooks In The Kitchen...

By: Railenthe

Rating: PG

Genre: Crack, Domestic!AU

Warnings for: Silliness, Everyone Is A Target. Somewhat haphazard crossover-we did need to provide for fail!chefs...

Summary: The ‘Puf Pastry is still sans a pastry chef. The ( Read more... )

A/N:  Upon second examination, I know exactly where I got this idea.  Never follow a marathon of sitcoms with a marathon of Iron Chef.  …or always do it, depending on what you think of how this is going…  As usual, I don't own any of it.  It owns me.

2: The Pastry Is A Lie
Author:  Railenthe
Rating: PG-13 (for now)
Warnings for:  Crack ( Read more... )

A/N:  I don't know how I got this idea.  It might have something to do with the fact that I seriously like food.  There will be crack, there will be madness, and there will be comedy.  And somehow, I'm going to try to make this all seem plausible.  You shall be the judges of this!  Also Disclaimer: I don't own any of it; I just have fun with it.

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